Solana’s victory lap for everyone wrecked by last cycle gas fees.
GASFEESGONEWILD ($BROKE) is the Solana-native revenge fantasy for everyone wrecked by Ethereum gas fees.
It captures freedom from high fees with the mascot of a crying wallet breaking free.
Pain: mainnet gas spikes priced out retail traders and NFT mints.
Fix: BROKE spotlights Solana efficiency while building meme lore around gas trauma.
Total supply: 888,000,000 BROKE.
Allocation: 40% fair launch, 20% liquidity locked 18 months, 15% Gas Spike event fund, 15% staking rewards, 10% cross-chain development.
Tax: 1.5% into the Relief Vault for relief drops when ETH gas > 50 gwei.
Gas alert bot that reports real-time spikes and triggers surprise drops.
Gas Refund events that return tokens to holders during ETH carnage.
NFT crying wallets to signify survival badges.
Q1 2025: data storytelling campaign logging gas horror tales.
Q2 2025: wallet integrations across Solana apps.
Q3 2025: cross-chain meme bridges to onboard ETH refugees.
Q4 2025: expand into L2 collabs for shared gas trauma events.
Twitter threads comparing old gas receipts with Solana mints.
Live spaces swapping war stories whenever gas jumps.
Creator collabs reenacting the worst gas mistakes.
Narrative depends on ongoing gas volatility; needs evergreen content for calm periods.
Treasury should diversify so rewards do not halt in quiet markets.
Defect to BROKE, celebrate low fees, and claim relief when whales clog ETH again.