Built for procrastinators who accidentally win by forgetting to sell.
PROCRASTINATION ($LATER) is the anthem for every trader who promised to buy Bitcoin later and never did.
It rewards calm, delay-heavy strategies where forgetting to sell becomes alpha.
Pain: FOMO panic makes people buy high and sell low.
Fix: LATER gamifies patience and turns strategic delay into a cultural flex.
Total supply: 420,000,000 LATER.
Allocation: 35% fair launch, 25% Siesta staking pools, 15% community vault, 15% marketing, 10% team with 18 month vesting.
Tax: 2% routed to the Delay Fund that airdrops to holders with 90+ day wallets.
Delay Dashboard app tracks how long you have been chilling.
Deadline Destroyer NFTs re-skin the UI and add cosmetic flex perks.
Tap Later mini-game pays micro-rewards for resisting the sell button.
Q1 2025: drop the intentionally incomplete whitepaper and #DoItLater campaign.
Q2 2025: Telegram reminder bot that jokes about your unfinished tasks.
Q3 2025: partner with productivity tools for ironic collabs.
Q4 2025: DAO votes on what to delay next.
Memes that answer every DM with "later".
Livestreams where hosts stall before revealing alpha.
Influencers confessing the profits they made by forgetting their bags.
The vibe can be misread as laziness; needs constant signals that shipping still happens.
Transparency around development milestones is key even if jokes blame delays.
Grab a spot in the Delay Fund and prove that chilling beats chasing.